Remember them?

Do you still remember them? Currently, all of them are staying in Penang. Taken during the funeral of my dad.

L.S.

RIP: Mrs. Lim ("Lan Shen" or "Lan Lau She")

Besides losing my father, to those who are unaware, we have also lost a beloved Khoon Aik school female teacher that I used to call "Ah Bird Auntie" (during my pre-school years) or "Lan Shen" (when I started schooling). Most of you should be calling her "Lan Lau She".

In case you can't recall her, she was a cheerful teacher. She is a bit chubby but I don't consider her overweight (just my personal opinion). She wore spectacles. Her husband was a Khoon Aik school teacher too - he's Mr. Lim. He passed way in the 80s I believe. She lived in Lorong 3 corner house in Taman Perlis. I have no idea what subjects she specialised in but she taught me science in Standard 3 I think. I still remember enjoying her class because she had never scolded/punished anyone and always loved to tell us stories including some ghost stories.

Here's my personal relationship with her:

When I was a little boy, I loved to go over her house which was next to my house in Kampung Bakau (near SMP). I remember she and her husband pampered me so much. Whenever, I was crying, she would sometimes brought me over to her house and gave me jelly, kuih or ice cream to calm me down. When the area was flooded, his son that I called "Ah Bird Ko Ko" (mispronunciation of Albert) would often catch fishes for me. Even after moving to Taman Perlis, I remember staying a few times with Mr. & Mrs. Lim when my parents were in Penang. I still remember that she took me for a movie at Capitol cinema during one of my stays. I would say that I was very close to her when I was a kid.

The last time I talked to her was when my mom passed away. She apologised for unable to drop by for the funeral because she was not feeling well. I didn't realised that the phone call was our final conversation too (just like my phone call to my mom the day before she passed away). I was shocked to hear that "Lan Shen" passed away when I tried to reach her when my dad passed away. During our last conversation, she still offered me to drop by at her house to stay overnight like when I was a little boy.

I still remember very well that she used to nicknamed my dad as "Lau Hero". I can't believe that they're all gone now and I still feel like a little boy.

I hope she rests in peace just like my parents.

Mr. Yew's Funeral

My dad's (known to all of you as Mr. Yew) funeral is on 18 Sept 2009 at 2pm. Location is the same as my mom's funeral last May.

YY/PL, please help to moderate the comment if there is any.

Thanks

L.S.

Eerie Dream

I had a weird nightmare last night. We were having our SMP gathering. It was so much fun and excitement for me to meet so many people I had not met for ages. Trust me, the scale of the gathering was very huge. It's even bigger than our gathering in Penang. The people attended were people I least expected including Soo Aun and Kean Keong. I even joked with them as if they were alive, especially Kean Keong since I had not seen him for more than a decade. Everyone looked so much younger than when I last met all of you. Even those from overseas were around i.e. Lee Za, Jasmin Foo, etc. I remember PL, KK, CC and YY were around too. As I joked and joked, when I mentioned Kean Keong and Soo Aun, someone (I think Chin Hin) stopped me and reminded me that they had passed away. Then I was stunned and all my hair stood up!!! I was told to ignore them as if I had not seen them because they were not supposed to be there. I was not the only one that saw Soo Aun and Kean Keong though. Many of us saw them but I was the only one joking with our dead friends without any fear. How weird!!!

Then I was awaken by an SMS my sister sent mentioning that my dad was vomiting blood and currently he's in the hospital for check up. I am still waiting for further news.

I'm a light sleeper this week because I am on 24 hours support duty this week. Any slight noise can easily wake me up especially sound from handphones.

婆媳不和的六大理由

为什么从古到今婆媳总是不和？经过专家仔细分析后发现原因有六个：…

1）家婆花五年时间教会儿子如何穿裤子，可是媳妇却用不了五秒钟，就能叫儿子把裤子给脱了！

2）家婆用有奶的乳房哺育了儿子的生命。可是媳妇却用没奶的乳房欺骗了儿子一生。

3）儿子累了一天，妈妈会看着儿子入睡，可是媳妇晚上还罚儿子做掌上压，还要一齐高喊啊哟！

4）家婆痛到半死把儿子从下面生出来，但是媳妇却爽到半死要儿子从下面进入。

5）家婆在儿子小时候为他洗白白，但是媳妇却要长大的儿子为她‘洗锅’。

6）家婆千辛万苦才教会儿子如何射尿，但是媳妇却不用教也能让儿子连精都射出来..

KK

What's Your Plan on Hungry Ghost Festival?

What's your plan for tomorrow night (3rd Sep 2009)? Have you been hearing noise or seeing "things" in the past few days? If not, try to look carefully and listen carefully :)

I have been hearing "things" even before Hungry Ghost Festival. Example: furniture shifting at the apartment above mine, dropping marbles at the apartment above mine and keyboard typing sound in my office when I was alone. I got so used to them now that I have been immune :) I have been watching Korean Ghost Story alone in the dark for the past few days. Again I have been immune.

However, right after midnight, my online friend told me he saw "something" approaching him when playing games on his PC. My hair stood up immediately. I guess real life story is more likely to scare the shit out of me :)

So, post some ghost stories to share lah....:)

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Ghost

Since it's Hungry Ghost Festival now. Let's pay a tribute to the other side of the world. :)

I think many of you are aware that the housing area next to SMP was infamous as a haunted area by now. A Malay man used to tell us that a lot of people were killed or committed suicide in that area during Second World War. The house I used to live had two trees (one in front and one at the back). Both were suicide spots for 2 Malay ladies. I wonder whether the current occupants of the houses in that area still encounter anything abnormal. Maybe the ghosts are more scared of human now. Imagining how bad human behaves these days. Any idea?

In the 80s, there were also some houses in Taman Perlis known to be haunted. Those houses are still being occupied today. I wonder what has happened to the ghosts?

At Jalan Raja Syed Alwi, I also heard about a haunted shophouse not far away from a former Chinese temple (I think the temple is gone now). During Hungry Ghost Festival, the occupants often heard people knocking on their back door. I think there was a suicide case before in that shophouse.

In the Kangar town, there was a shop that exploded before I was born. I still remember my former tuition teacher told me that he narrowly escaped from the explosion by firecrackers sold in the shop - as he just walked out of the shop, the shop exploded and his friend died in the incident. I wonder whether there's anything funny in that area. I am aware of the exact spot. It's not far from CC's shop.

The junction near the Kangar General Hospital where the traffic light was located, it was known to be haunted too. It was known to be an accident hot spot many years ago before the traffic light existed. Someone claimed that he saw the "thing" at the junction during a rainy day.

Please share your stories if you have any.

Underwater World

Can you guess when was this photo taken? Give me the exact date if you can - if you guess the exact date (with day, month and year) correctly, I will give you a lobster treat and give my soul to you :)

If you don't even know the location of this photo, you deserve to be kicked in the butt by everyone who visits this blog. :)

Hint: You were already born

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The quiz is over! Nobody got the exact answer. YY, I "belanja" you "ais kacang" for getting the correct year :)

This is the original photo taken on 22 Nov 1988.



These are the photos taken during the same period at Kangar town:

The view of the old clock tower can be seen here. Don't you miss the playground?



Taken near the Chinese temple:



Taken near the police station:

永无止尽

汗颜，辜负了联祥的一片苦心，用忙为藉口（不过确实是很忙），几乎忘了曾经的承诺。
最近松懈下来，昨晚在FB terclick 到思安的profile，我看到自己在他的墙上所写的留言：

《纵然你已经无法再看到墙上的留言，
我们依然会保留着你的位置，直到永远......!!
你的离去，让我们太伤感，SMP1988 xuite旧家因为有着你的字迹，
我们会尽自己所能，默默地守护着这片园地，默默地守护着你及家人。
安心的走吧！咱们有缘天国再相见！》

我很惭愧．．．．

我很久没回去xuite的旧家，不是忘记，是无心，自圆其说力不从心吧！或许会比较好听。
尽量试试看能否今天到xuite清理一下，
至于这里，也尽量试试看能做点什么，
尽量吧！

但，还是需要大家的扶持。

yy

Can You Recognise Them?

Can you recognise these people in the photos?

Hint:
Aliens like YY may not know them but, people like PL, YC, CC, KK, WK ...especially WK should be able to recognise them. WK deserves to be hanged if he cannot recognise them. Hahaha.

This photo was taken on 20 Dec 1968:


This photo was taken on 18th of Apr 1965:

Wanted: Dead Or Alive! Can You Recognise Them?

These people are now wanted dead or alive. Prefer to be alive though. Get them online...hahaha..

Can you recognise them?

你不可不知的三更。。。证据

1:29amPng
我在与思安聊天。。。。
1:32amDaniel
哇。。。。。。
1:33amPng
思安叫我问候你。。。。
Daniel
我怕！！！！
1:33amPng
哈哈哈。。。。。
1:34amDaniel
你老公。。。 ？？ 笔？？
睡了？？
1:35amPng
笔？？
没有墨了。。。。哈哈哈。。。。
Daniel
可以用嘛。。。 更好。。。
1:38amPng
思安叫CC帮忙照顾他老婆。。。。
1:39amDaniel
他老婆不是什么花。。。 是浓
帮不到。。。
1:39amPng
哈哈哈。。。。
Daniel
老叔， 喜欢 。。。 花
呕象？？
哈 哈
1:41amPng
思安说他不管，只要你转告CC,一定要照顾浓。。。。
1:43amDaniel
老叔 pattent 不一样， 思安一边脚。。 不是人人都可以。。
对吗？？
不懂的啦。。。
1:44amPng
哈阿哈哈。。。。小看我。。。。
1:49amPng
CC行的！！他呀。。。3只脚都行。。。。
1:49amDaniel
三更半夜。。。；以前你跟LS 是这样谈情的。。。。
1:51amPng
Oppss.....让你发现了。。。。不要说出去哦！！哈哈哈。。。。

1:52amDaniel
为了我的清白，我会承清。。。。
我不想的。。。
哈 哈！！！！
我真的不想的。。。
1:54amPng
等下LS骂你才知道。。。。

KK

Flooded During 1970s

Can anyone recognise this place, especially YC??

Hint:
The photo was taken in the 70s in Kangar. YC's family and my family stayed in this area when we were very young. This photo itself was almost destroyed by another flood later on. This area was also an infamous haunted area (even my family members complained about it). I have never experienced anything supernatural there. I am not sure about YC. I remember an old Malay man we called Pak Lah or Pak Dollah from the nearby village told us that a lot of people were buried/tortured/murdered/raped/committed suicide during World War 2 in that area. He could even pointed out which tree a woman hanged herself. I don't know whether the story is true or not...or is it just a folklore???

Who Is Who?

Since there are quite a number of questions about who is who, let me compile a list. Please help me to fill up in Mandarin.

YY = YY aka Eng Fei Pin aka alien
CC = Chwing Churn
PL = Pei Ling
YC = Yan Chean
CY = Tun Lim Chong Yew???? I also don't know :)
WK = Wee Kang
CM = Chong Meng
LC = Lean Cheng
LS = Lean Siang
KK = Kah Keat (not Kota Kinabalu)
HO = Norain Ho
NN = Ni Ni
CL = YY's childhood friend we nicknamed as Cialat :)
Liew = San Siang
Sam = Samantha Wong
sheeleong = Shee Leong

Words From The Dead

This morning when I woke up, I don't know why I keep thinking about LC's dad. I always remember him as a soft spoken, kind and true family friend. He's an old friend of my family that saw me since the day I was born. I still remember him walking around at Taman Perlis and I often passed by him and greeted him "Uncle!". He always call me "Ah Siong" instead of "Ah Siang" and he called my dad "Master Yew" instead of "Mister Yew". That makes him unique! The month or weeks my parents moved away from Kangar to Penang, he dropped by my former house almost daily. He even broke down and cried a few times saying he might never see us again. Although I kept denying that, it came true when my parents told me about his death. I remember my mom told me that it's very "pai seh" for him to give my family a treat a few times within that month. I insisted on paying for it on the last meal we had together. I am glad that I could give a treat to such a nice man.

I have no idea when is LC's father's death anniversary but he came to me in the form of a memory. So I decided to write a little bit about him. I don't even know his real name but he's known as "Ngo Huat Uncle" by my sister and I.

The word that kept playing over and over on my head this morning was the word he told me when I was about to fly to England for further studies. He told me "You're representing Malaysians". To be honest, the moment he told me I was wondering what have I done to represent Malaysians, my grandmother paid for my studies, the government did nothing much to help, I was only representing myself and my family,..... Maybe Ngo Huat Uncle has something to remind me and wants me to dig deeper into my thought.....

I still feel bad that I could not bring my parents to see him when he was alive. My sister and I were worried that my parents could not take the long journey the last time we talked about bringing them to visit Kangar. I believe the hope is totally lost now based on the health condition of my dad and the death of my own mother.

Is This a Ghost Town?

Is this a ghost town? Can I join you?

父亲节快乐

小时候，每当你要吸奶时，是谁跟你枪的？
是爸爸。

你要抱妈妈时，是谁和你争？
是爸爸。

你想和妈妈睡时，是谁推你下床？
也是爸爸。

试想，没有他以前不相让的精神，
今天你哪有弟弟妹妹？

所以， 祝爸爸 。。。 父亲节快乐！！


KK

多谢老CC

因为怕惹官非，
我私自删除了一篇老CC写的文章，
虽然那篇文章是写来“侮辱”我的，
不过我不想告老CC，却还怕给律师朋友的家族告回我。

我很善良的（笑），
明白私自把人家写的文章删除掉是不礼貌的，
虽然那篇文章是写来“侮辱”我的，
但我仍然对自己的行为感到愧疚。

所以，
我来赎罪了。

以下你们看到的

这个：


这个：


这个：


还有这个：


都是好心的老CC请我们去北海（Butterworth）吃的。

再看看餐盘狼籍：


还有有份吃的人：


加上不在照片中的kk一家5口（不知几时多出产1口），老CC，老CC的爸爸，老CC的弟弟

照片中有CL噢！照片由CL提供噢！

老WK，你走宝了！（谁叫你不来）：）

黑和白 － Black Or White

前晚同学聚会上有人突然冒出一句说 “ 家结，你是不是黑社会？还是曾经是呢？”我脑中一时幌然，也不懂是不是自己样子像黑社会还是自己工作性质像黑社会。每一当和同学说我的职业时都需要作一般的解释，要不然他们会误解我在复杂的环境中打滚。当然职业不分贵贱，我也不需向任何人解释，但面对老朋友时又不想大家当我是另类。那我该怎么说呢？并不是在 意身旁的人怎么看自己，但总觉得每人把白天走在路上的当是好人；晚上穿着夜行衣上路的是坏人。这感觉始终怪怪的吧？
那该怎么形容呢？？ 是的， 我是在卡拉OK集团里工作。不是人口集团，是卡拉永远OK 的的地方工作。。。 哈 哈！！ 不是黑道，不是白道，是黑和白的边缘 － － 灰色地带。。

黑道！
白道！
谁是正道？？

家结